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Martha Stewart digs CSA farmer
Masterson nominated for entrepreneurial woman award

By Patty Mamula
For the Capital Press

At the height of the growing season last summer, farmer Laura Masterson was working from dawn to dark tending tomatoes, picking cucumbers and moving irrigation lines.

"Out of the blue, my sister called," Masterson said. "She and my mother and aunt had nominated me for a Martha Stewart award."

She said that she thought that was nice, but quickly returned to the mountain of chores facing her that day at her community-supported agriculture operation.

Then one week before her wedding on Sept. 19, she received a call from New York. Masterson discovered she was a finalist for the 2008 Martha Stewart Dreamers Into Doers award for women who develop community-minded projects.

"I didn't realize how big this Martha Stewart thing was until after the fact," Masterson said. Of 2,000 applicants, she

Haunting in Connecticut (The)

I went to the butt doctor today for my “pre-colonoscopy consultation” as if I needed personal instructions on how to drink the stuff that basically makes your bowels explode the night before the big event. I know he has a more technical appellation than that but the last time I saw him it was because I fell down a flight of stairs and I ended up with an orange-sized hematoma on my ass that he had to drain blood out of over and over again until I thought we were going to have to get married in at least 16 states since he’d spent so much time looking at my rear end. His name is actually Gino Trevisani, a brilliant colo-rectal surgeon and professor at FAHC, and he is also a wonderful, caring man (he’d have to be to look at my butt every time we met). Even so, I didn’t think I needed a doctor to explain to me how to give myself an enema. It’s pretty self-explanatory, I think. And if it’s not for some people, then those are some tapes I’d love to see shown on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” I’m saddened to think that we have a population out driving around that is so dumb it needs this degree of hand-holding just to make sure the doctor can get his camera up their tuchus to get a good look at what’s inside.

Okay, so this could have been tragic enough to sit through, but my dear doctor, who in his “spare” time goes to Iraq and saves the lives of our wounded soldiers (truly,...

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